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Name: Ranier
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Abilene
Birthday: 8/11/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Tennis, and other sports, but tennis is the one that consumes my mind the most. I like reading and watching martial arts stuff. I just think its cool. Maybe one day I will get back into the Martial arts and stuff. I like reading some other books and stuff.
Expertise: dont have an expertise, i dont want one. oh wait... i am an expert at being shy. That one has started to open up though, I have been starting to go to the clubs and sit around bars. The only thing next is to start talking to people, oh my, what a scary thing to do, blah. oh well. I'm an Avionics Tech i guess you can say that is my expertise.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Government
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  airtennisrat
MSN: reno@inorbit.com
Yahoo:  monsoonrat84
Member Since:
2/21/2005
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| I have been watching the Olympics, forgetting about games and other
stuff. Oh my gosh. I have been watching the worlds greatest
compete. I find that the girls are really really hot. Our
American women's hockey team is hot. They have never been beaten
by anyone except the canadians in international competition. Wow,
I think that is saying something. They lost to Sweden yesterday,
they say that they are an upstart team. Wow, they played really
well though. I watched the whole thing. It was
amazing.
Pretty much the same thing with the American women curlers. They
are hot too. They won a lot of the world cup stuff. But
when they got to the Olympics, they lost a lot of their matches.
A couple heart breaking losses. I only saw two of those
matches. But they are great tacticians in their sport. I
found curling to be very interesting. I dont find the throwing
person and the person calling the shot to be very hard, but when you
got the people doing the sweeping. Damn, those girls really
work. You can sometimes hear the girls grunting and stuff.
It is kinda hot. oooo bad me bad me. Those girls are hot
too. I can't believe how many hotties there are in the
Olympics.
Hockey, what would you think about the women. Dykes, butch, not
that sexy. You couldn't be more wrong. A lot of those women
are extremely hot. It made me want to really get back into hockey
again. It was something I used to do. But I was young then,
everything has gotten harder. Not that I can't do it, its just so
many people have been training for it for the whole beginning of their
lives. Hockey is just an awesome sport, I just never really think
about it. I dont think about the NHL because I find it kinda
bland. I might start watching it though. Seeing the
intensity in the women, they should have the women's world hockey
league. I saw how the women were playing. They all played with
their hearts. I'm pretty sure that the americans and the
canadians would totally dominate, but I know that the other countries
would try to bring some of the best women to try to beat them.
I guess I shouldn't dwell on the women. On the men's side we got
a gold from Seth Wescott in the snowboard cross. Sean something
got gold in the Snowboard Half pipe. Apollo antoine ohno or
something like that got a medal I think. Men's hockey is going on
today. I have been watching the other countries. Some good
stuff. A lot of other countries have people in the NHL. So
maybe I might watch the NHL. Maybe they should show the world
stuff on TV. They do it with soccer. I'm not sure how many
people watch it, but they do that. and if they do, sorry
people.
I just think that it would promote sports more. I know the
government is trying to promote that healthy living crap. But I
just think that if we were promoting sports more than computer games, I
think we would be more fitter country. Don't get me wrong people,
I love video games. I love TV, shoot i'm watching the
Olympics. Watching doing nothing but watching.
I noticed something about TV, they are so quick with their
replays. That stuff is amazing. I don't know how they do
it. Then the commentary is extremely quick. It's like they
have a person with ESPn knowing what is going to happen each and
everytime. Then they already have the questions ready on their
cards so quick. I wish I was like that. Only the quick part
not it some facets of my life. /mischievous grin
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| While Ali Landry is hot, I was wrong, she isnt in Crossing Jordan. I dont know what to say, I'm sorry people. But wow, I'll probably have another joke on here pretty soon for yall to look at. But right now I should be getting ready for sleep.
But I've got a question. I was wondering why we drink carbonated drinks. I dont even know if they are good for us. I know many people would say no, but they taste good so screw off. Probably would be the same thing I would say to many people if I felt so strongly about it. But I was wondering how our body actually processed it and all that other crap. hmmm, well i will surely find out. | | |
| So I've been watching Crossing Jordan, and Ali Landry is hot.
Dang, well I already knew that. But I haven't seen the
show. It's a good ass show. I have it on my DVR now.
I also have other shows on there now. I havent seen them
all. But wow, I am loving my DVR.
There are a lot of people that are hot that I see on TV. I think
I need to start getting out more. Well Congratulations to the
Steelers. It was a good win, but the game sucked.
Congratulations to Jerome Bettis for getting the Award, and I dont
remember his name for 14 years and his first Superbowl win.
Congrats. Shows how much I watch football. I watched the
superbowl, I had a couple of beers.
Well I believe this is all I got for now, I gotta finish watching my tv shows. then I gotta get ready for work.
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| Anybody under the age of 14 should not repost this. ;D Just 'cuz you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
You know you're a 90's kid if...
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You wore skorts and felt stylish.
You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
" Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back..."
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and or collected "Pogs"
You owned a Skip It
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and NINJA TURTLES
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.
You know that Doug Funny played the banjo.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.
You know the Macarena by heart..
" Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain would finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You hated Clarissa Explains it all...but you watched it anyway.
Repost this if you were a 90's kid and can relate | | |
| Sorry its been a long time. I got another funny. Here ya go:
THIS IS THE REAL TEST!!!!
The Wedding
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so
we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-
law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was
braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be
deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment,
then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little
test.....we
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car......
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